"Red Alert"

Excerpt

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EXT.  PARK IN EL SEGUNDO - DAY

Directly next to the burned-out refinery.  Still smoldering.  The park's open,
but COPS keep LOOKIELOOS from getting close.

EXT.  PARK PICNIC AREA

Baseball diamond with a Little League game.  Nearby picnic tables.  DAD, MOM
and three kids - GIRL 15, BOY 10, BOY 4.

                                 DAD
                 See kids, life isn't all rosy.  
                 Things happen.

                                 GIRL, 15
                 You mean, shit happens.

                                 MOM
                 Watch your words, please.

Not too stern but the girl pouts anyway.  The Boy is only concerned with the
ball game.  Little one running around.

                                 DAD
                 I'm just saying, life goes on.

                                 GIRL, 15
                 Tell me that when gas is like twenty
                 dollars a gallon and you bitch even
                 more when we fill up.

Before they can respond, the little boy runs back, eyes wide.

                                 BOY, 4
                 The tree was looking at me.

                                 DAD
                 Trees can't look, son.  They don't
                 have eyes.

                                 BOY, 4
                 That one does.

He points.  Mom winks at Dad.  He grins.

                                 DAD
                 Show me.

They walk over to the bush.  The boy hides behind his dad's leg and points.  
Dad leans closer to look.  Sees...

In the bush - a human eyeball hanging by sinew.

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INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

Small and old, doesn't see much action.  Doors says Gym.  It opens.  Hear
CLANKING of WEIGHTS.  Marta and Eric come out.

                                 MARTA
                 Don't hurt yourselves.

Cops in there laugh as she closes the doors, walks with Eric past rooms with
placards:  rest rooms, kitchen, detectives room, interrogation, and:  

The Chief.  Marta stops, leans in.

                                 MARTA
                 You won't believe what I did.

INT. CHIEF'S OFFICE

Chip Cramm, THE CHIEF - 58, doughy and a real salesman.

                                 CHIEF
                 Marta!  And on the weekend, too.

                                 ERIC
                 We thought it was yesterday.

The Chief stands, gives a phony smile at the kid.  Then:

                                 CHIEF
                 Mamie Colton called in.  Someone
                 stole her tomatoes again.  Six,
                 she thinks.  I expect a full report.

Condescending bastard.  It's all Marta can do not to scream.

                                 MARTA
                 She's 97.

                                 CHIEF
                 She pays taxes.

He walks out past a fat guy in a slouchy uniform named BUBBA.

                                 CHIEF
                 Hey Bubba.  How's Janine?

                                 BUBBA
                 About to drop.

                                 CHIEF
                 Don't name it after me.  I got
                 enough problems.

He laughs.  Marta grimaces, turns away as a man in a nice suit enters:  BOBBY
BAER, the town's premier defense lawyer.

                                 CHIEF
                 Counselor.  Suing us again?

                                 BAER
                 I'm sure I will be if you don't
                 find something for your men to do.

                                 CHIEF
                 It's a full-time job keepin' an
                 eye on you!

He laughs.  Bobby returns it, politely.  The Chief leaves.  Bobby passes Bubba
in the hall.

                                 BAER
                 Records room unlocked?

                                 BUBBA
                 When is it ain't?

Baer chuckles and heads that way as Marta returns from the ladies room.  They
exchange civil hellos.  Bubba asks her:

                                 BUBBA
                 My brother asked me to ask you
                 to go out with him, again.
                                 
                                 MARTA
                 Why doesn't he ask me himself.

                                 BUBBA
                 Shy, I guess.

                                 MARTA
                 Maybe his wife intimidates him.

                                 BUBBA
                 Could be.

As if it's a real possibility.  He goes in the mens room.

INT. DETECTIVES ROOM

Messy, despite the low case load.  One other guy in there, FRANK EVERLY - 45,
career cop.  A good guy.  Sees Eric.

                                 EVERLY
                 Hey buddy.  How's it hangin'?

                                 ERIC
                 A little left.

They giggle.  Marta rolls her eyes.

                                 MARTA
                 Frank, good god.  He's eight.

                                 EVERLY
                 Well, he needs a role model.

                                 MARTA
                 So do you.

Frank just laughs with good nature.  Marta flops down.

                                 MARTA
                 Did you hear Bubba?

                                 EVERLY
                 Yeah.  What is it with you and
                 married men?

                                 MARTA
                 Beats the hell outa me.  Must be
                 the pheromones kicking up.  I'm having
                 my period you know.

She flops in her chair.  Everly and Eric groan.

                                 MARTA
                 Anything going on?

                                 EVERLY
                 You're lookin' at it.

Marta looks around.  Duller than dull.  Sighs.

                                 EVERLY
                 Could be worse.  We could have to
                 work for a living.  Get shot at.

                                 MARTA
                 At this point, it might be a blessing.

She stands, takes Eric's hand.  He hops down.

                                 EVERLY
                 Better take your weapon.

                                 MARTA
                 Yeah.

But she doesn't.  It's sitting on her desk.  She takes Eric.

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INT.  ATF, D.C. - DAY

Sterile.  MEN and WOMEN in suits and flak jackets.  This is the real deal.  
Aerial shots of the burning refinery.

INT.  JIMMY WELBORN'S OFFICE

Organized but empty as JOHN MYERS peeks in.  Myers is management - soft body,
hard head.  He turns back out.

                                 MYERS
                 Where's Welborn?

He's asking any one of the four other AGENTS at desks.

                                 AGENT #1
                 Doctor's appointment.

Myers grunts.  Starts back to his office.

                                 MYERS
                 Hope it isn't terminal.  Tell him
                 I wanna see him when he gets back.

He doesn't look back.  The others share a look.

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INT.  DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY

Books, degrees, white coat hanging on a tree with - a bra.  Because, just a few
feet away...

A goodlooking black guy about 38 - JIMMY WELBORN - is hard at it with a
hardbody black woman SHERRY, on her desk.

They come.  Jimmy flops in her chair.  Sherry straddles him.  Smiling.

                                 SHERRY
                 Will you need a note, today?

                                 JIMMY
                 Knowing Myers?

                                 SHERRY
                 I'll just say your testosterone was
                 low and we were running tests.

                                 JIMMY
                 Baby, if there's one thing not wrong
                 with me, it's that.

As they start to rub on each other, the INTERCOM buzzes.

                                 NURSE (ON INTERCOM)
                 Doctor, the Pfizer guy's here.  The cute one.

                                 SHERRY
                 Tell him I'll be right with him.  
                 I'm just finishing a consultation.

                                 NURSE
                 Okay, I'm getting him a latte.

She clicks off.  Immediately, Sherry is up, putting herself together, dressing.
 Jimmy watching.

                                 JIMMY
                 He must really be cute.

                                 SHERRY
                 I am at work.  Unlike you.

                                 JIMMY
                 Yeah, why is it I always have to
                 come to where you are?

She snaps her bra - brimming over it.  Leaning down.
                                 
                                 SHERRY
                 Would you like me to show up like this at ATF?

                                 JIMMY
                 I meant, my house.  Your house.

She stands, puts on her blouse and skirt.

                                 SHERRY
                 You don't like the arrangements, you
                 can always call it quits.

She throws on her coat.  Looks stern.

                                 SHERRY
                 I have to buy some drugs.

She means:  Get dressed and go.  Jimmy scowls.  Stands.

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INT.  MAMIE'S HOUSE - DAY

MAMIE is 97 with little to do.  Marta sits with Eric by her.  Both stare
blankly as Mamie goes to the window.

                                 MAMIE
                 Now dear, I'm quite sure I had 57
                 tomatoes yesterday evening.  But
                 this morning, I only had 51.  That's
                 counting the green ones, of course.

                                 MARTA
                 Of course.

Eric tugs on her sleeve to go.  She pats him and smiles.

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EXT.  DULLES INT'L AIRPORT - LATE AFTERNOON

An ATF Suburban drives onto the tarmac to a waiting gov't jet.  Other agents
are around.  This is big time cop stuff.

Jimmy gets out with his boss, John Myers.  They're rushing.

                                 JIMMY
                 I hate California.

                                 MYERS
                 So?  Yours is not to questions why,
                 yours is do or die if I tell you.

                                 JIMMY
                 I'm just asking:  Is it my case or
                 yours?  Who's babysitting who?

Myers stops.  Faces Jimmy testily.  Terse, quiet.

                                 MYERS
                 Don't fuck with me on this one, Welborn.  
                 I'm getting a lot of heat from above.  
                 Know what I mean?  I mean way above.  
                 So I don't need your shit.  You got a
                 review coming up next month.  I suggest,
                 you want that raise, or say, to keep your
                 job at all, you do what I say, when I
                 say to do it, don't fuck this up in any
                 way shape or form, and I might, and I
                 mean might, give you an extra buck an hour.

Jimmy stands still, a bit shell-shocked.

                                 MYERS
                 Are we clear on this now?

Jimmy stares, going cold.  Myers feels in control.

                                 MYERS
                 Good.  Now get on the fucking plane
                 and don't talk to anyone unless I
                 tell you what to say first.

And he stands there - waiting for Jimmy to go ahead!  Jimmy sucks his tooth -
then goes.  Leaving Myers to mutter:

                                 MYERS
                 Fuckin' arrogant dick.

Myers is not a happy man.  His only joy, apparently, is taking it out on
underlings.  Which, he relishes.

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