"Red Alert"

Excerpt

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EXT.  PARK IN EL SEGUNDO - DAY

Directly next to the burned-out refinery.  Still smoldering.  The park's open,
but COPS keep LOOKIELOOS from getting close.

EXT.  PARK PICNIC AREA

Baseball diamond with a Little League game.  Nearby picnic tables.  DAD, MOM
and three kids - GIRL 15, BOY 10, BOY 4.

                               DAD
               See kids, life isn't all rosy.  
               Things happen.

                               GIRL, 15
               You mean, shit happens.

                               MOM
               Watch your words, please.

Not too stern but the girl pouts anyway.  The Boy is only concerned with the
ball game.  Little one running around.

                               DAD
               I'm just saying, life goes on.

                               GIRL, 15
               Tell me that when gas is like twenty
               dollars a gallon and you bitch even
               more when we fill up.

Before they can respond, the little boy runs back, eyes wide.

                               BOY, 4
               The tree was looking at me.

                               DAD
               Trees can't look, son.  They don't
               have eyes.

                               BOY, 4
               That one does.

He points.  Mom winks at Dad.  He grins.

                               DAD
               Show me.

They walk over to the bush.  The boy hides behind his dad's leg and points.  
Dad leans closer to look.  Sees...

In the bush - a human eyeball hanging by sinew.

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INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

Small and old, doesn't see much action.  Doors says Gym.  It opens.  Hear
CLANKING of WEIGHTS.  Marta and Eric come out.

                               MARTA
               Don't hurt yourselves.

Cops in there laugh as she closes the doors, walks with Eric past rooms with
placards:  rest rooms, kitchen, detectives room, interrogation, and:  

The Chief.  Marta stops, leans in.

                               MARTA
               You won't believe what I did.

INT. CHIEF'S OFFICE

Chip Cramm, THE CHIEF - 58, doughy and a real salesman.

                               CHIEF
               Marta!  And on the weekend, too.

                               ERIC
               We thought it was yesterday.

The Chief stands, gives a phony smile at the kid.  Then:

                               CHIEF
               Mamie Colton called in.  Someone
               stole her tomatoes again.  Six,
               she thinks.  I expect a full report.

Condescending bastard.  It's all Marta can do not to scream.

                               MARTA
               She's 97.

                               CHIEF
               She pays taxes.

He walks out past a fat guy in a slouchy uniform named BUBBA.

                               CHIEF
               Hey Bubba.  How's Janine?

                               BUBBA
               About to drop.

                               CHIEF
               Don't name it after me.  I got
               enough problems.

He laughs.  Marta grimaces, turns away as a man in a nice suit enters:  BOBBY
BAER, the town's premier defense lawyer.

                               CHIEF
               Counselor.  Suing us again?

                               BAER
               I'm sure I will be if you don't
               find something for your men to do.

                               CHIEF
               It's a full-time job keepin' an
               eye on you!

He laughs.  Bobby returns it, politely.  The Chief leaves.  Bobby passes Bubba
in the hall.

                               BAER
               Records room unlocked?

                               BUBBA
               When is it ain't?

Baer chuckles and heads that way as Marta returns from the ladies room.  They
exchange civil hellos.  Bubba asks her:

                               BUBBA
               My brother asked me to ask you
               to go out with him, again.
                               
                               MARTA
               Why doesn't he ask me himself.

                               BUBBA
               Shy, I guess.

                               MARTA
               Maybe his wife intimidates him.

                               BUBBA
               Could be.

As if it's a real possibility.  He goes in the mens room.

INT. DETECTIVES ROOM

Messy, despite the low case load.  One other guy in there, FRANK EVERLY - 45,
career cop.  A good guy.  Sees Eric.

                               EVERLY
               Hey buddy.  How's it hangin'?

                               ERIC
               A little left.

They giggle.  Marta rolls her eyes.

                               MARTA
               Frank, good god.  He's eight.

                               EVERLY
               Well, he needs a role model.

                               MARTA
               So do you.

Frank just laughs with good nature.  Marta flops down.

                               MARTA
               Did you hear Bubba?

                               EVERLY
               Yeah.  What is it with you and
               married men?

                               MARTA
               Beats the hell outa me.  Must be
               the pheromones kicking up.  I'm having
               my period you know.

She flops in her chair.  Everly and Eric groan.

                               MARTA
               Anything going on?

                               EVERLY
               You're lookin' at it.

Marta looks around.  Duller than dull.  Sighs.

                               EVERLY
               Could be worse.  We could have to
               work for a living.  Get shot at.

                               MARTA
               At this point, it might be a blessing.

She stands, takes Eric's hand.  He hops down.

                               EVERLY
               Better take your weapon.

                               MARTA
               Yeah.

But she doesn't.  It's sitting on her desk.  She takes Eric.

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INT.  ATF, D.C. - DAY

Sterile.  MEN and WOMEN in suits and flak jackets.  This is the real deal.  
Aerial shots of the burning refinery.

INT.  JIMMY WELBORN'S OFFICE

Organized but empty as JOHN MYERS peeks in.  Myers is management - soft body,
hard head.  He turns back out.

                               MYERS
               Where's Welborn?

He's asking any one of the four other AGENTS at desks.

                               AGENT #1
               Doctor's appointment.

Myers grunts.  Starts back to his office.

                               MYERS
               Hope it isn't terminal.  Tell him
               I wanna see him when he gets back.

He doesn't look back.  The others share a look.

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INT.  DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY

Books, degrees, white coat hanging on a tree with - a bra.  Because, just a few
feet away...

A goodlooking black guy about 38 - JIMMY WELBORN - is hard at it with a
hardbody black woman SHERRY, on her desk.

They come.  Jimmy flops in her chair.  Sherry straddles him.  Smiling.

                               SHERRY
               Will you need a note, today?

                               JIMMY
               Knowing Myers?

                               SHERRY
               I'll just say your testosterone was
               low and we were running tests.

                               JIMMY
               Baby, if there's one thing not wrong
               with me, it's that.

As they start to rub on each other, the INTERCOM buzzes.

                               NURSE (ON INTERCOM)
               Doctor, the Pfizer guy's here.  The cute one.

                               SHERRY
               Tell him I'll be right with him.  
               I'm just finishing a consultation.

                               NURSE
               Okay, I'm getting him a latte.

She clicks off.  Immediately, Sherry is up, putting herself together, dressing.
 Jimmy watching.

                               JIMMY
               He must really be cute.

                               SHERRY
               I am at work.  Unlike you.

                               JIMMY
               Yeah, why is it I always have to
               come to where you are?

She snaps her bra - brimming over it.  Leaning down.
                               
                               SHERRY
               Would you like me to show up like this at ATF?

                               JIMMY
               I meant, my house.  Your house.

She stands, puts on her blouse and skirt.

                               SHERRY
               You don't like the arrangements, you
               can always call it quits.

She throws on her coat.  Looks stern.

                               SHERRY
               I have to buy some drugs.

She means:  Get dressed and go.  Jimmy scowls.  Stands.

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INT.  MAMIE'S HOUSE - DAY

MAMIE is 97 with little to do.  Marta sits with Eric by her.  Both stare
blankly as Mamie goes to the window.

                               MAMIE
               Now dear, I'm quite sure I had 57
               tomatoes yesterday evening.  But
               this morning, I only had 51.  That's
               counting the green ones, of course.

                               MARTA
               Of course.

Eric tugs on her sleeve to go.  She pats him and smiles.

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EXT.  DULLES INT'L AIRPORT - LATE AFTERNOON

An ATF Suburban drives onto the tarmac to a waiting gov't jet.  Other agents
are around.  This is big time cop stuff.

Jimmy gets out with his boss, John Myers.  They're rushing.

                               JIMMY
               I hate California.

                               MYERS
               So?  Yours is not to questions why,
               yours is do or die if I tell you.

                               JIMMY
               I'm just asking:  Is it my case or
               yours?  Who's babysitting who?

Myers stops.  Faces Jimmy testily.  Terse, quiet.

                               MYERS
               Don't fuck with me on this one, Welborn.  
               I'm getting a lot of heat from above.  
               Know what I mean?  I mean way above.  
               So I don't need your shit.  You got a
               review coming up next month.  I suggest,
               you want that raise, or say, to keep your
               job at all, you do what I say, when I
               say to do it, don't fuck this up in any
               way shape or form, and I might, and I
               mean might, give you an extra buck an hour.

Jimmy stands still, a bit shell-shocked.

                               MYERS
               Are we clear on this now?

Jimmy stares, going cold.  Myers feels in control.

                               MYERS
               Good.  Now get on the fucking plane
               and don't talk to anyone unless I
               tell you what to say first.

And he stands there - waiting for Jimmy to go ahead!  Jimmy sucks his tooth -
then goes.  Leaving Myers to mutter:

                               MYERS
               Fuckin' arrogant dick.

Myers is not a happy man.  His only joy, apparently, is taking it out on
underlings.  Which, he relishes.

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